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What are your favorite brands of shoes?
Shoes. My favorite article of clothing. If any of you were to walk into my closet, you would be overwhelmed by the amount of shoes. I love to collect and wear them. However, I am not a sneakerhead. I mainly collect Vans and Nike SBs. As of now I have 5 pairs of Vans and 3 pairs of SBs, all in different colors. I may not collect fancy shoes like Jordans and Yeezys, but I take pride in the shoes I do have.
Who would you classify as your funniest classmate and why?
Out of my numerous peers, the most comedic classification would be given to Samantha Jackson (Fargo North Junior Class Representative, Class of 2021.) She is highly respected by her peers, while still having a sense of humour. I will often get notifications telling me that Samantha Jackson has sent me a post on Instagram. For every post she sends me, I will spend, on average, 78 minutes laughing at it. Thank you, S-dog, for keeping me entertained.
Minion or Da Bob?
I’d have to go with Da Bob, at least for today. However, tomorrow is a different story. My daily choice on Minion or Da Bob heavily relies on how I feel that morning. There are days I will wake up feeling like a Minion, ready to get stuff done and assist others. On the other days, I feel like Da Bob, having fun and making people laugh, or annoying them. Another factor in my decision is what I choose to wear that day. Minion is something that should only be worn with denim, while Da Bob can be worn with sweatpants. Both, however, may be worn with blue plaid cargo shorts, only if the temperature insists. It should also be noted that at the time of writing this, I am wearing Spongebob socks. I hope you all will take my logical reasoning into consideration when you make this daily choice.